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honking out a dirt snake 

taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.
I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".

or

Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!

honking my horn 

To honk one's horn can be a blunt yet very subtle way of mentioning masturbation. This can be found in the hit Broadway show Avenue Q.
TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Better Grammar version:
I was up all night honking my horn to porn!

Boobie Honking 

The act of grabbing tits and saying either "Honk" or similarly making a honking noise.
I totally boobie honked my girlfriend and she was pissed.

My interests include boobie honking, marijuana, and large quantities of alcohol.
Boobie Honking by Bumber2 February 28, 2011

Turd Honking for the Right of Way 

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.
ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

Honking goose 

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water
Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose
Honking goose by checkno mode May 23, 2022

Michigan honking 

Applying a bike horn to someones genitals and honking with such intensity that they vomit up their intestines
I am going to give Dan a Michigan honking
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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