homeopathic

undesired, unfortunate, stupid, gay

Ew, that college charges like twice as much for out of state students? That's kinda homeopathic.

by Kzzl November 4, 2003

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.

Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

homeopathic intelligence

The sort of intelligence possessed by narcissists who spend half the time guffing about how mentally developed they are and spend the other half making the same stupid mistakes ... again and again and again. From the so-called Law of Infinitesimals followed in preparing homeopathic doses, which alleges that the more medicine there is in the medicine, the less medicine there is in the medicine, and vice versa.

Sarah told me how stupid all her classmates are, and then went off to shell out for another month of mildew under her cowboy landlord. She has plenty of intelligence, does ol' Sarah, but I'm afraid it's mostly homeopathic intelligence.

by Fearman April 10, 2008

homeopathic beer

This is a synonym for light (lite) beer; essentially a watered-down, unsubstantial beer.

Bud, being a wimp, went into Finnegan's Bar and ordered a Bud Lite. The Guinness-drinking crowd snickered at him for ordering a homeopathic beer.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 19, 2010

Homeopathic wealth

The state of being so poor you can't afford food, shelter, or clothing

Due to his homeopathic wealth, Kevin had to give up his apartment and sleep in his car.

by alienmindtrick January 5, 2019

homeyopathic

adj: psychopathic rage against family, friends, or neighbors

The autopsy proved it wasn't drugs, but a tumor that caused him to turn all homeyopathic.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 11, 2013

Romeopathic

Any person with a compulsive conquest for lustful or sexual behaviors with no emotional attachment.

Bruce sleeps with another woman every week. I swear he must be Romeopathic

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 1, 2019