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Homopathic Remedies 

In the event that one becomes ill, homopathic remedies require one homo as a cure-all. Using special forces given to only those who enjoy spending their time with the same sex as they; said homo touches you and magically cures you of any ailment.
Homeopathic remedies are all natural and good for you. Homopathic remedies are just as effective.

homeyopathic 

adj: psychopathic rage against family, friends, or neighbors
The autopsy proved it wasn't drugs, but a tumor that caused him to turn all homeyopathic.

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.
Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

homeopathic intelligence 

The sort of intelligence possessed by narcissists who spend half the time guffing about how mentally developed they are and spend the other half making the same stupid mistakes ... again and again and again. From the so-called Law of Infinitesimals followed in preparing homeopathic doses, which alleges that the more medicine there is in the medicine, the less medicine there is in the medicine, and vice versa.
Sarah told me how stupid all her classmates are, and then went off to shell out for another month of mildew under her cowboy landlord. She has plenty of intelligence, does ol' Sarah, but I'm afraid it's mostly homeopathic intelligence.

homoptical illusion 

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.
"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

homeopathic beer

This is a synonym for light (lite) beer; essentially a watered-down, unsubstantial beer.
Bud, being a wimp, went into Finnegan's Bar and ordered a Bud Lite. The Guinness-drinking crowd snickered at him for ordering a homeopathic beer.