holy shit 

1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising

1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."

holy shit by Fatass February 18, 2003

holy shit 

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean

1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.

holy shit by Super Gerbil July 9, 2004

Holy Shit! 

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.

"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)

Holy Shit! by TenInchPlaya October 9, 2006

holy shit 

1)The Last Words Said Before Death.

2)The First Words Said, When You Wish You Were Dead.

1)"Pass me anouther beer. "HEY its a Red light!"HOLY SHIT!!"

2){waking up}" Wow what a party,why are you naked? HOLY SHIT!!"

holy shit by Freaky T July 7, 2006

holy shit 

1.The excrement of a deity or other religious figure.
2.An exclamation of extreme pain, pleasure, surprise, etc...

"Holy shit!" yelled John upon noticing the monkey in his shower.

holy shit by Aeon102 May 17, 2004

Holy Shit 

A shit you take in church.

"Dude yesterday, I went to church and took a holy shit!"

Holy Shit by Mikemike43 May 2, 2010

holy shit 

Expresses a mixture of extreme fear/awe/surprise.

Often a stronger use of the word "shit".

*sees a huge stream of bomber-planes moving towards them* "Holy shit!!!" *runs*

holy shit by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006