8 definitions by Mr. Zed

1. A more eloquent or refined way of saying "shit".
2. Sometimes a stronger or more emphasized way of saying "shit": "really shit".

To understand the slightly paradoxical difference note that the word "shite" is usually said in a grimmer and lower tone than the word "shit", which is sharper to say. You can really tear into the word "shite" when you're using it as an insult as in the second example, the word "shit" ends more suddenly. However generally "shite" is not as offensive to say as "shit".
1. "how well did John play...?" "he was shite..."

2. "So how did the training go?" "It was shite!"
by Mr. Zed September 11, 2006
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A member of LUE, a board notorious for gaining the wrong sort of attention. In its heyday, LUEsers tended to say a lot of random, highly offensive and bordering insane things. It's usually nonsense, sometimes some of it comes out quite funny and clever.

When LUE was at its peak, the concept of board invasions, highly offensive messages and material flying around, and incredibly immature people running rampant online was all new and seemed bizarre and deliciously demented.

Unfortunately this thirst for attention and to shock was the LUEsers downfall. Due to steriluezation, there can be no new members since at least 2002, and so LUEsers are now a dying breed. Sometimes some of them post topics reminiscent of the LUE of old, but they all know that it can never be like before.

Once someone paid $300 for a LUEable account on ebay.
<Poster 1> So that's why in my opinion the big bang theory is far from irrefutable.
<Poster 2> I prefer the GANG BANG THEORY myself lol. *posts obscene ascii art*
<Poster 3> Who the hell was that guy? o_O
<Poster 1> Probably some LUEser, nevermind.
by Mr. Zed October 11, 2007
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When a girl thinks too highly of herself and insults others she is up herself. Literally means she is masturbating herself. Mainly used in Ireland/England.

Meg: Anabel still isn't talking to us...
Emma: I know, that bitch is so up herself...
by Mr. Zed December 11, 2006
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Expresses a mixture of extreme fear/awe/surprise.

Often a stronger use of the word "shit".
*sees a huge stream of bomber-planes moving towards them* "Holy shit!!!" *runs*
by Mr. Zed September 11, 2006
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People who regularly visit the gamefaqs message board Current Events.

Plural of ceman.
cemen are extremely intrigued by the super-rare cegirl.
by Mr. Zed October 11, 2007
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Mostly Irish expression for: "stop being an idiot" or "act more maturely"... literally: "act more wisely". Typically said in a scolding manner.
1. "god you look soooooo hot in that tight top..." "Hey you know I have a boyfriend, wise up."

2. "Stop acting like such a clown, it's a sophisticated party and they aren't impressed so wise up."
by Mr. Zed September 11, 2006
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A command for someone to get lost (especially from the person that says it), usually as a result of extreme annoyance. Literally it means for them to masturbate themselves, so they aren't inclined to harrass and receive sexual pleasure from the person they are annoying. It's more stinging than "fuck off" because it implies that they could not or should not find anyone else to have sex with, so they need to use the self-manipulation.
"lol, looks like i beat you at WoW again..." "go fuck yourself"
by Mr. Zed September 11, 2006
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