Momite

Derived from the word "mom" or "momma", it is used in reference to people who have a "Momma knows best" attitude in reference to people of differing cultures; social classes; beliefs; religions; ethics; sexualities; etc... Momites often try to either impose their way of life on others or condemn someone else's way of life.

Though they are often self-described as "open minded"; "liberal thinking" (though not necessarily Liberal in politics); and "free thinkers", they can at times be racist; bigoted; and lacking in an educated understanding of, and the reasons for, the wide range of cultural and social fields that exist in today's world.
Although Greg's hunting and farming has fed his family for generations, he is criticized by the momites from PETA who say that he needs to change his ways.
by Super Gerbil August 30, 2007
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COTA

Council Of Time Assesment.
Organization responsible for the accusation of tardy behaviour. COTA members are often found in schools, the work place, airport terminals, and coffee houses.
Bob: Gosh, Im sorry Im late boss. I had a flat tire and then my daughter shows up and...

Men in grey suits show up: Mr. Bob Hinkleby? We're with COTA and have determined that you are, as of now, 27 minutes and 14.068 seconds late. Im afraid that you will have to come with us to...

Frank: My god! It's COTA members! Run, run for your lively hood!
by Super Gerbil October 22, 2004
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Penis with ears

A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.
Bob's girlfriend told him that he was nothing but a penis with ears.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
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windows update

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight
Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...
by Super Gerbil October 30, 2003
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coke float

A cold drink/desert made by adding two or three scoops of ice cream (usually vanilla flavor) into a glass of Coca-Cola; more commonly made with root beer
This coke float sure does taste good on a hot summer day. Too bad we didnt have any root beer to make it with.
by Super Gerbil June 28, 2004
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comb-over

n. A method of attempting to hide baldness by using the remaining hairs on one side of the head to comb over and cover the top of the head.
adj. An insult to one's intelligence
In anticipation for his blind date this evening, Bob creates a comb-over with his thinning hair in hopes that his companion will be oblivious to his male pattern baldness.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
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jibber-jabber

1. n. Incoherent or unintelligable speech; has it's origins from the word gibberish
2. adj. Word used to describe incoherent speech
3. v. To speak inchoherently
Bob: Did you understand what that theory meant?
Dave: No, I dont understand quantum mechanics, so it all sounded like jibber-jabber to me.
by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004
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