TenInchPlaya's definitions

v for vendetta

One of the best movies of 2006. It's made by the Wachowski brothers (can you say, "Matrix"?). so you know it has to be good. It takes place in England. It's about a terrorist named V who takes Natalie Portman (Evey) and makes her his bitch for a year, after which he blows up Parliament on November 5th. It's all because a virus killed all those people and V"s getting back at those assholes.

V for Vendetta was awesome, especially near the end when V took all those knives and killed all those people in the subway.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

caulk

Often confused with the word "cock." Here's to clear up any misconceptions.

Caulk - A gun that spews white stuff.
Cock - A gun that spews white stuff.

by TenInchPlaya October 9, 2006

mini me

Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.

Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

y

The 25th letter in the alphabet, second to last, the last letter being Z.

...But you already knew that, right?

by TenInchPlaya August 19, 2006

citi

Identity theft company, or something like that, I don't really give a shit, but they always have the funniest commercials.

~Citi Commercial~

Old lady 1: Them motorcycles expensive and fast! Them bikes be like WEHHHHHHHHH
Old lady 2: No them be like BRRRRRRRRR
Old lady 1: No they went like WEHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

who cares

The pussy version of "Who gives a fuck."

Guy 1: "What's 5 x 3?"

Guy 2: "Who cares?"

Guy 3: "Man you're such a pussy, it's 'Who gives a fuck'. God, don't you know how to swear?"

by TenInchPlaya August 13, 2006