TenInchPlaya's definitions

lawn

A grassy place in front of my house that you should stay the fuck off of.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

ben wallace

Dude who sucks at free throws. Worse than shaq. And that's really saying something.

announcer: "well, Ben Wallace just airballed another foul shot..."

by TenInchPlaya October 8, 2006

cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

y

The 25th letter in the alphabet, second to last, the last letter being Z.

...But you already knew that, right?

by TenInchPlaya August 19, 2006

who cares

The pussy version of "Who gives a fuck."

Guy 1: "What's 5 x 3?"

Guy 2: "Who cares?"

Guy 3: "Man you're such a pussy, it's 'Who gives a fuck'. God, don't you know how to swear?"

by TenInchPlaya August 13, 2006

maniacal as a box full of kittens

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.

I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

bitching

Repeatedly saying something over and over, or rather whining about it, therefore destroying the point you were trying to make and making you look like a complete bitch because no one is listening to you.

Stop your bitching about "rap is crap."

by TenInchPlaya September 15, 2006