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The best Dallas Cowboys running back of all time. No one will ever match up to him, not even Ladamian Tomlinson.
by TenInchPlaya November 18, 2006
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Get the H.U.S.T.L.E.R mug.guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
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by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
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I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.
by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
Get the maniacal as a box full of kittens mug.Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.
Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?
by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
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Get the lawn mug.When you try to credit card that bitch, but end up getting a bunch of shit on your fingers, after which your partner turns around and slaps the fucking shit out of you.
I wanted to credit card her so bad, but every time I got my hand up close to that ass I got my credit card rejected.
by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
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