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Hog Goblin 

Is when she keep poppin up jus to constantly fuck a nigga in other words obsessive side hoe
Nig 1: I got a problem my nigga the chick I bang the other night won't stop hmu I get sick of hog goblins my nig she still here

Nig 2: now she won't leave yo black ass my nig?

Nig 1: yezir

Nig 2: damn!
Hog Goblin by Skywalker 94 July 24, 2019

Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin 

Someone who does not use proper etiquette when giving a gentalman oral pleasure.
Dude Betty is such a whore. John said she sucked his dick like a Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin
A miserable tightarse...Will shamelessly skip his shout, turn up to BYO parties empty handed and just scab off everyone else.... if they do buy anything, it is whatever swill is the cheapest.
I can't believe he turned up empty handed, and then preceded to guts all of our good beer.... that friggen Hobgoblin
Hobgoblin by The anal douche March 22, 2020
A way of expressing you find a member of the opposite sex hideous and utterly repulsive.
Person 1: yo i just hooked up with this girl.
Nick: i feel like she was a real...Hobgoblin...
Hobgoblin by t3@mN!ck August 22, 2010

Hobgoblin Orange 

1) A bright orange water-based paint made by Citadel Miniatures/Games Workshop, for painting grotesque fantasy war-gaming lead figures with.

2) A bright orange preparation used by low-rent ladies for painting their grotesque bodies with, in the belief that it makes them look suntanned and more attractive.
I was shagging this chav bird in the bogs at Diamond's last night, and her Hobgoblin Orange rubbed off all over me cock and bollocks!
Hobgoblin Orange by Locoenelcoco August 25, 2009

Hobgoblining

When you wrap all your fingers around a wine glass like an absolute animal.
Jared was hobgoblining some bottom shelf rosé on discord again.
Hobgoblining by II Arc II December 9, 2021
One of, if not Spider-Man's greatest enemy. He first appeared in Amazing Spider-Man #238 (March, 1983). He was co-created by Roger Stern (Writer) and John Romita, Jr. (Artist).

The first Hobgoblin, wealthy socialite Roderick Kingsley, became the Hobgoblin after discovering a secret lair of the Green Goblin and pilfering his hideout. He upgraded the Green Goblin's weapons and paraphanelia for himself and sought to acquire wealth and power. He is currently retired in the Carribean. If the world has truly seen the last of him is unknown at this point. Subsequent Hobgoblins have included Lefty Donovan, Ned Leeds, Flash Thompson, Jason Macendale, and an unknown, mysterious fifth Hobgoblin.
The Hobgoblin is as sane as he is deadly, cold, and cunning.
Hobgoblin by conandomega February 7, 2010
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