Hoesmas

1) The kingdom in Northern part of gondor
2)The famous food in northern gondor
3)A universal festival celebrated by all people around the world, hoesmas >christmas
4)It is a feeling that can't be expressed in words
5)It is a sarcastic word

Hoesmas! I never thought I will win!
Hoesmas! U r crazy!
Hoesmas! Thats not nice.

by POET_2004 January 10, 2020

happy hoesmas

This is the weirdest form of greeting in any language but also its way cooler than other forms of greetings like hi, hey , yo howdy, etc.

happy hoesmas!
happy hoesmas Tyson!

by POET_2004 May 10, 2020

Hoesmanship

1. Pertaining or relating to women who have the ability, or the looks, of a ho.

2. A criteria for judging the sluttiness/attractiveness of a woman.

3. The good body parts of a woman. Or at least, a girl with good curves.

Damn that girl has the looks for an A in Hoesmanship!!

Mmmm Mmmm! That's one fuyne piece of Hoesmanship!

by The Fo Show September 21, 2004

hoesmack

1. A hoe or girl that deserves to be hit or bitch-slapped.

2. When a girl smacks you in the back of your head really hard, especially when they have a ring on their finger and turn it so it makes direct contact with your head.

1. Oh man, that hoesmack has been pissing me off all day. She is really asking for it!

2. OW DAMMIT! I JUST GOT HOESMACKED BY SOME BITCH WITH A BIG-ASS RING!! OHHHHH...

by Dragunov January 27, 2004

hosemastered

When you predict a movie in every aspect from any point in a movie.

We were watching Romeo must die and Dave hosemastered the whole thing down to the aliyah song at the credits.

by Romeomustdie February 20, 2009

Hoemaste

My inner hoe sees and respects your inner hoe. Hoemaste.

I see you. Hoemaste.

by peachyvondetroit March 3, 2017

Hoemas

On December 12th, Black Santa comes to everyone's house and leaves hoes in their beds for Hoemas morning.

John: Why do you have so many girls in your bed?

Chad: It's Hoemas! Remember?

by Jesterrran December 9, 2021