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hoesmack 

1. A hoe or girl that deserves to be hit or bitch-slapped.

2. When a girl smacks you in the back of your head really hard, especially when they have a ring on their finger and turn it so it makes direct contact with your head.
1. Oh man, that hoesmack has been pissing me off all day. She is really asking for it!

2. OW DAMMIT! I JUST GOT HOESMACKED BY SOME BITCH WITH A BIG-ASS RING!! OHHHHH...
hoesmack by Dragunov January 27, 2004
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Hoeshacked 

Being whipped beyond all redemption to the point where you no longer own your own soul.
Damn, AJ's so hoeshacked he sold his testicles to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.
Hoeshacked by Hoeshack#1 May 10, 2011
This word can only be used to describe the most pestilent cunts on the planet. These "hoesacks" can range from backstabbing whores that fuck your drunk best friend to bitch ass teachers colored in such a way to resemble a pumpkin.
"Your grade in this class is a 42 because you don't pay attention;" proclaimed Mrs. Harvey
"Fuck you hoesack"
*Gasps heard throughout educational institution*
hoesack by younggerald December 1, 2014

that hoe smack

Something very enjoyable, or pleasing to the senses.
Mike, eating Mac n Cheese: mmm dammn bruh, that hoe smack!

hoeslacker 

when there are hoes(girls) about and you do nothing to engage them...you just slack and wish you had a girl
quit hoeslacking like a bitch and go and bang that chick
hoeslacker by derallier September 10, 2003

HoeSmackerCracker 

a cracker that usually smacks hoes bling bling style
"did you see the rich guy down the street???? hes a HoeSmackerCracker bling bling style"
HoeSmackerCracker by LameFL July 14, 2023

Hoesnack 

A hoe snack can be a person who you would find sexually appealing. It can also be used as a verb, “Hoesnacking”: which refers to hooking up or online sexual activity .
For example:
That person was so horny that they were in the mood to hoesnack with their crush through Snapchat.
Hoesnack by BILLY.BS November 21, 2021
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