hoesmack

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1. A hoe or girl that deserves to be hit or bitch-slapped.

2. When a girl smacks you in the back of your head really hard, especially when they have a ring on their finger and turn it so it makes direct contact with your head.

1. Oh man, that hoesmack has been pissing me off all day. She is really asking for it!

2. OW DAMMIT! I JUST GOT HOESMACKED BY SOME BITCH WITH A BIG-ASS RING!! OHHHHH...

hoesmack by Dragunov January 27, 2004

Words you can keep

Hoeshacked

Being whipped beyond all redemption to the point where you no longer own your own soul.

Damn, AJ's so hoeshacked he sold his testicles to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.

Hoeshacked by Hoeshack#1 May 10, 2011

Related Words

hoesmack • HoeSmackerCracker • Hoe Smackdown • hoesack • Hoeshacked • hoeslacker • that hoe smack • hoe snack • hoe stack • hoe stacker

hoesack

This word can only be used to describe the most pestilent cunts on the planet. These "hoesacks" can range from backstabbing whores that fuck your drunk best friend to bitch ass teachers colored in such a way to resemble a pumpkin.

"Your grade in this class is a 42 because you don't pay attention;" proclaimed Mrs. Harvey
"Fuck you hoesack"
*Gasps heard throughout educational institution*

hoesack by younggerald December 1, 2014

that hoe smack

Something very enjoyable, or pleasing to the senses.

Mike, eating Mac n Cheese: mmm dammn bruh, that hoe smack!

that hoe smack by big.daddy.schaef May 29, 2018

hoeslacker

when there are hoes(girls) about and you do nothing to engage them...you just slack and wish you had a girl

quit hoeslacking like a bitch and go and bang that chick

hoeslacker by derallier September 10, 2003

HoeSmackerCracker

a cracker that usually smacks hoes bling bling style

"did you see the rich guy down the street???? hes a HoeSmackerCracker bling bling style"

HoeSmackerCracker by LameFL July 14, 2023

Hoesnack

A hoe snack can be a person who you would find sexually appealing. It can also be used as a verb, “Hoesnacking”: which refers to hooking up or online sexual activity .

For example:
That person was so horny that they were in the mood to hoesnack with their crush through Snapchat.

Hoesnack by BILLY.BS November 21, 2021

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026