hoesmack

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1. A hoe or girl that deserves to be hit or bitch-slapped.

2. When a girl smacks you in the back of your head really hard, especially when they have a ring on their finger and turn it so it makes direct contact with your head.

1. Oh man, that hoesmack has been pissing me off all day. She is really asking for it!

2. OW DAMMIT! I JUST GOT HOESMACKED BY SOME BITCH WITH A BIG-ASS RING!! OHHHHH...

hoesmack by Dragunov January 27, 2004

Words you can keep

Hoeshacked

Being whipped beyond all redemption to the point where you no longer own your own soul.

Damn, AJ's so hoeshacked he sold his testicles to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.

Hoeshacked by Hoeshack#1 May 10, 2011

Related Words

hoesmack • HoeSmackerCracker • Hoe Smackdown • hoesack • Hoeshacked • hoeslacker • that hoe smack • hoe snack • hoe stack • hoe stacker

hoesack

This word can only be used to describe the most pestilent cunts on the planet. These "hoesacks" can range from backstabbing whores that fuck your drunk best friend to bitch ass teachers colored in such a way to resemble a pumpkin.

"Your grade in this class is a 42 because you don't pay attention;" proclaimed Mrs. Harvey
"Fuck you hoesack"
*Gasps heard throughout educational institution*

hoesack by younggerald December 1, 2014

that hoe smack

Something very enjoyable, or pleasing to the senses.

Mike, eating Mac n Cheese: mmm dammn bruh, that hoe smack!

that hoe smack by big.daddy.schaef May 29, 2018

hoeslacker

when there are hoes(girls) about and you do nothing to engage them...you just slack and wish you had a girl

quit hoeslacking like a bitch and go and bang that chick

hoeslacker by derallier September 10, 2003

HoeSmackerCracker

a cracker that usually smacks hoes bling bling style

"did you see the rich guy down the street???? hes a HoeSmackerCracker bling bling style"

HoeSmackerCracker by LameFL July 14, 2023

Hoesnack

A hoe snack can be a person who you would find sexually appealing. It can also be used as a verb, “Hoesnacking”: which refers to hooking up or online sexual activity .

For example:
That person was so horny that they were in the mood to hoesnack with their crush through Snapchat.

Hoesnack by BILLY.BS November 21, 2021

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026