HoesMade

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Hoesmade:

Something Made By Hoe(s)

Such as:

Pie
Cake
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Dessert
WhatEverTheFuckMenWant

Made By:

Mother
Sister
Girlfriend
Aunt
or Combination Thereof

J.B- "Dude this Cake is Fuckin Delicious"
K.C- " I know, my mom was up all night making it"
J.B- "Hoesmade shit is the best"
K.C- "Hell Yeah

HoesMade by Jhacob June 25, 2009

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Hoemade

1. n. A scrared person, a punk ass mark.

2. n. A soft ass punk thats scrarred to fight, ride, ect.

Man, fuck Jared that hoemade ass nigga ain't gonna do shit.

Hoemade by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009

Hoesmadthatswhy

When a hoe is mad and they wanna throw hands

Hoesmadthatswhy like abbi is a hoesmadthatswhy

Hoesmadthatswhy by Anna_haha January 21, 2020

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hoesmad

When your mans is mad for no reason. And he tries to put the blame on you even though you didn’t do anything.

Me: hoesmad?!?!
Sylvester: nah I’m not mad.... I’m sad.

hoesmad by Hoesmad:) March 5, 2020

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Hoemade

When your hoe makes you food instead of ordering out.

Yo these cookies are great they must be hoemade, yup they were made by they that hoe over there!!

Hoemade by Offender40 December 13, 2022

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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