Hobert

Its a nickname, pretaining to someone named robert, but replacing the R with an H for humor

"Hows it going Hobert."

by Dan March 30, 2003

Hobert

Hobert is an over all great guy.He’s great with kids, loves to play video games, handsome, read books, plays (an) instrument(s), and sometimes funny.Hobert isn’t all the way perfect though, because of all his amazing talents, he does not fair well in relationships because he doesn’t have enough time to spend.It is better to stay friends with this forever lonely bachelor.

“Hobert looks so lonely”. “No, he’s just too perfect”

by Y014 November 27, 2021

Holbert

Holbert is phrase used to describe a sloppy drug addict.

Jimmy is a Holbert don't trust him doing your concrete.

She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020

Jimmy Holbert

Jimmy Holbert was first used in the early 1990's to describe a worthless drugs addict.

Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.

Hey man you are not going to be able to get a good woman because your a Jimmy Holbert.

Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 10, 2020

Holbert Nose

Is used to describe a big nose that looks like a baboons or gorilla. The size is comparable to a softball or bowling pin.

Hey look at Jamie's Holbert Nose! Damn dawg she looks like Marie her mom. I think she looks like a witch!!

That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 31, 2020

Pornelius Hubert

The full name of Porn Hub

My full name is Pornelius Hubert

by ColaCode July 14, 2018

Hubert Cumberdale

One of salad fingers finger puppets. He tastes like soot and poo.

Euch , Hubert Cumberdale! you taste like soot and poo! (crying)

by PopCat August 28, 2004