Hobert is an over all great guy.He’s great with kids, loves to play video games, handsome, read books, plays (an) instrument(s), and sometimes funny.Hobert isn’t all the way perfect though, because of all his amazing talents, he does not fair well in relationships because he doesn’t have enough time to spend.It is better to stay friends with this forever lonely bachelor.

“Hobert looks so lonely”. “No, he’s just too perfect”

Hobert by Y014 November 27, 2021

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Holbert

Holbert is phrase used to describe a sloppy drug addict.

Jimmy is a Holbert don't trust him doing your concrete.

She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.

Holbert by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020

Jimmy Holbert

Jimmy Holbert was first used in the early 1990's to describe a worthless drugs addict.

Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.

Hey man you are not going to be able to get a good woman because your a Jimmy Holbert.

Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!

Jimmy Holbert by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 10, 2020

Holbert Nose

Is used to describe a big nose that looks like a baboons or gorilla. The size is comparable to a softball or bowling pin.

Hey look at Jamie's Holbert Nose! Damn dawg she looks like Marie her mom. I think she looks like a witch!!

That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.

Holbert Nose by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 31, 2020

Pornelius Hubert

The full name of Porn Hub

My full name is Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert by ColaCode July 14, 2018

Hubert Cumberdale

One of salad fingers finger puppets. He tastes like soot and poo.

Euch , Hubert Cumberdale! you taste like soot and poo! (crying)

Hubert Cumberdale by PopCat August 28, 2004

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026