Hobblesnog

The action of a woman putting her vagina on another man or woman's nose and then the person inhales through the nose process.

"Dude, she hobblesnogs like a pro"

Man 1:"Her vagina smells great."
Man 2:"How do you know?"
Man 1:"She hobblesnogged me."

by blackmamba7 April 20, 2011

Hobblestork

a morbidly obese, usually hispanic in nature, fiend of a person who doesn't understand the concept of weight or hygiene, and usually dwell in the depths of wal-mart. Their degree of hobblestork can vary in range from lvl 1-100; level 100 being the most repulsive and grotesque of the storks.

How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?

by Dawija February 22, 2011

HobbleKnocker

1: A person who is really pissing you off

2: A really freaking stupid person

3: An idiot, or a moron

4: Some one you are mad at
5: The equivalent of a Bicklepop

1, 2, 3, 4, 5: You stupid freaking no good Hobbleknocker.

by Goldwyn December 21, 2010

hobblesnort

Literally a replacement for any curse word.

Yo, Megan is a Hobblesnort!

by Eatdickdude May 18, 2018

Hobblescotch

Total, utter, and complete nonsense.

No, seriously that hobo was crazy, he was speaking complete hobblescotch.

by Sir Se-Rah-Fin October 17, 2011

HobbleScotch

HobbleScotch is used as a word meaning Jerk.

You see that HobbleScotch over there

by Woop328 February 25, 2019

hobblesnookle

A fake beotch

You're so two-faced. I have no choice but to call you a hobblesnookle.

by Chipotbae May 6, 2014