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Its when you got stuff to do but you decied to forget it and just hobalob.
Jay was going to get a job today but instead ended up grabbing a hobalob at Mike's place.
hobalob by Twanky3000 May 15, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
Term from the early 60's used to discribe just sitting around and not doing anything.
I went to the park and grabed a hobalob
hobalob by marek May 12, 2004
Similar to “pop a squat”, have a seat and join us.
Hey girl, we’re just about to watch a movie, hobalob
Hobalob by Rickdiculousness July 23, 2023

hoboloboactive 

My philosophy teacher became hoboloboactive after being thrown out of his house for not paying the rent.
hoboloboactive by mihais13 March 28, 2008

hobbalobbin' 

Verb
a.)Just plain chillin'.
b.)Playin' it cool, keepin' it real.
We ain't doin' much, just hobbalobbin' and shit. You know tha deal.
hobbalobbin' by The Jer Bear July 28, 2004

hobglobbin dishrag whore 

A derogatory term for a woman who sleeps with a lot of guys.
You hobglobbin dishrag whore!

hobslobber 

Your mother was a hobslobber in the bed last night.
hobslobber by Sharktailszx June 20, 2014
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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