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Hoaring

Having sexual relationships with many partners
Tom is so hoaring
by Dr bd January 24, 2019
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author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
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Haringey

Fucked up area of north London with massive gun crime, murders,jackings, drugs etc... contains wood green, seven sisters, tottenham, finsbury park.
Go to Haringey. You're fucking crazy!
by n18 ruude boi April 28, 2005
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European hearing aid

Having sex with the gaugeearrings in a woman's ear. May require lube. Also see gauge rage.
Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
by Dbu June 7, 2013
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Goo hoarding

When girls hoard large amounts of shampoos, nail polishes, lip-glosses, and general goo-esq. makeups. (Founded by Jenna Marbles' on screen boyfriend Max in the "What I dont understand about girls" episode.
Jenna Marbles is a self admitted "Goo hoarder" in that she is often found Goo Hoarding, especially in her purse.

"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"
by fowcuealrusnf7 November 11, 2012
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hobaring

Hobaring is the act of living like Jung Hoseok aka J-Hope and it involves being a ray of sunshine to others, spreading smiles and always being the eternal comfort and hope to others and to yourself as well
Nothing, I'm just hobaring
by hobi's hope May 1, 2021
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Kit Harington

Kit Harington is a British actor, who is mostly known for his role as Jon Snow in HBO's Game of Thrones. He's also fucking hot.
Girl 1: "Kit Harington could get it in, if you know what I mean"
Girl 2: "Gurllll, tell me about it. I would and I could in every position"
by swaggyswagyolohipsterswagger November 6, 2014
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