#1.A short little midget type thing about 2 feet tall.
A Ho-Jo is small and has a very deep sounding voice.
And has a beard that covers almost it's whole face.
A Ho-Jo has a very stupid wizard looking hat and robe.
So in a short way Ho-Jos are a pretty stupid troll like thing

2. A Ho-Jo is something you call someone when they're being an asshole and/or being very stupid

1. "Dude last night i was watching bugs fly into the bug-zapper, And out of the corner of my eye i think i saw a Ho-Jo"

2. "God your being such a Ho-Jo Steve"

Ho-Jo by Kiseki Temiro January 31, 2008

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ho jo mo yo smuggler

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.

The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.

ho jo mo yo smuggler by craig john November 10, 2006

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jo-ho

another name for a Jehova's witnesses WARNING: if called in front of one, you may receive beatings.

dude: "he won't come for a drink, hes a jo-ho"

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Jo Bro Ho

A crazed Jonas Brothers fan who worships and idolizes these dickless and talenteless overrated hacks. These people are known to have:

All of the Jonas Brothers' albums

Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them

and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel.

All of the girls in my 8th. grade math class are Jo Bro Ho's.

Jo Bro Ho by wildblues November 23, 2009

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ho job

when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job

When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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