JOHO

1) A slang term for those of Jehovah's Witness religon.
2) A slang term for a retarded, or unhumorous person.
3) Saturday Morning Alarm Clock
4) A term for seven year olds playing "Ding Dong Ditch"

I Hate Joho's
Those fucking JoHo's are at my door
You joho!

by Nigga_G March 5, 2003

Joho

Nickname for a Jehovah's witness

Shane Park is a joho

by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004

Joho

When you're name is Johannes, but you're dope, live in Brooklyn, run marathons and have a lot of sex appeal, so you're coworkers start calling you Joho. Since you're cool af, you are required to hate that nickname.

Person A: "Hey, Joho, go make me a sammich."
Joho: "What the fuck dude, that's not a thing. Stop checking out my ass."

by Darkobar June 28, 2019

joho

Johansen High School, A public high school in Modesto, California.Populated by kids from many different ethnic backrounds and social classes.It is the newest school in the Modesto City School district opened in 1993.

Person A:"Hey dude what high school do you go to?"
Person B:"Joho!"

by DoThatAzn June 11, 2006

joho

Johansen High School, A public high school in Modesto, California.Populated by kids from many different ethnic backrounds and social classes.It is the newest school in the Modesto City School district opened in 1993.

Person A:"Hey dude what high school do you go to?"
Person B:"Joho!"

by DoThatAzn July 30, 2008

joho

short term for Johns Hopkins University. Usually used by the high Jewish population and the other dorky students there.

Girl: Joho is awesome!
Boy: Do you mean Johnny Hop Hop?
Girl: No you jerk face I meant Joho! Now leave me alone so I can study biophiscichemistry!

by Jenny K March 1, 2007

JOHO

JOHO: Noun, (derogatory) a Jehovah Witness.

Oh crap, there is a group of Johos at the door.

by banacanin July 20, 2018