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ho-jo
ho-jo by rozie and mo June 25, 2003
Related Words
ho-jo • ho job • ho jo mo yo smuggler • ho ho johnson • JOHO • Jo Bro Ho • joe ho • joker that ho • Joe Playin' Ho • john doe ho
Ho-Jo
#1.A short little midget type thing about 2 feet tall.
A Ho-Jo is small and has a very deep sounding voice.
And has a beard that covers almost it's whole face.
A Ho-Jo has a very stupid wizard looking hat and robe.
So in a short way Ho-Jos are a pretty stupid troll like thing
2. A Ho-Jo is something you call someone when they're being an asshole and/or being very stupid
A Ho-Jo is small and has a very deep sounding voice.
And has a beard that covers almost it's whole face.
A Ho-Jo has a very stupid wizard looking hat and robe.
So in a short way Ho-Jos are a pretty stupid troll like thing
2. A Ho-Jo is something you call someone when they're being an asshole and/or being very stupid
1. "Dude last night i was watching bugs fly into the bug-zapper, And out of the corner of my eye i think i saw a Ho-Jo"
2. "God your being such a Ho-Jo Steve"
2. "God your being such a Ho-Jo Steve"
Ho-Jo by Kiseki Temiro January 31, 2008
ho jo mo yo smuggler
A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
ho jo mo yo smuggler by craig john November 10, 2006
jo-ho
jo-ho by Ian Parker November 8, 2004
Jo Bro Ho
A crazed Jonas Brothers fan who worships and idolizes these dickless and talenteless overrated hacks. These people are known to have:
All of the Jonas Brothers' albums
Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them
and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel.
All of the Jonas Brothers' albums
Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them
and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel.
ho job
when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job
When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job
ho job by Superhomo11 September 2, 2009
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