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Jo Bro Ho 

A crazed Jonas Brothers fan who worships and idolizes these dickless and talenteless overrated hacks. These people are known to have:

All of the Jonas Brothers' albums

Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them

and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel.
All of the girls in my 8th. grade math class are Jo Bro Ho's.
Jo Bro Ho by wildblues November 23, 2009
Howard Johnson....Best restraurant/ho-tel....ever
Damn lets eat at the big Ho-jo and then bone some ho's like 6 of them...
ho-jo by N Love November 11, 2006

ho jo mo yo smuggler 

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
ho jo mo yo smuggler by craig john November 10, 2006
a bar or local hang out joint
meet me down at the ho-jo
ho-jo by rozie and mo June 25, 2003
#1.A short little midget type thing about 2 feet tall.
A Ho-Jo is small and has a very deep sounding voice.
And has a beard that covers almost it's whole face.
A Ho-Jo has a very stupid wizard looking hat and robe.
So in a short way Ho-Jos are a pretty stupid troll like thing

2. A Ho-Jo is something you call someone when they're being an asshole and/or being very stupid
1. "Dude last night i was watching bugs fly into the bug-zapper, And out of the corner of my eye i think i saw a Ho-Jo"

2. "God your being such a Ho-Jo Steve"
Ho-Jo by Kiseki Temiro January 31, 2008

Nanny Jo Hole 

A human rectum, also known as the anus.
Her Nanny Jo Hole will never be the same again after last night.
Nanny Jo Hole by devlinthedude July 18, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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