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hipstershaadi 

A site where hipsters muslims can meet discreetly behind their elders and arrange marriage that fits their taste.
WomenA: Yo, my mom is arranging my marriage with a total fob who's a doctor and wants me to cook, clean, and raise kids.

WomenB: Hit up hipstershaadi on tumblr, they can hook you up with a muslim who's legit like this one guy who wants a wife who surfs

with a hijab on.
WomenA: .....That exists!?
hipstershaadi by hipstermulsilm November 1, 2013

Hipsterstandable

Something a hipster says when they understand something totally hipster.
Miles :"Pearl I needed a new pair of Toms because I spilled my Vegan Squash soup on them."

Pearl:"That's hipsterstandable."
Hipsterstandable by Charlotti November 27, 2012

Hipstersaurus Rex 

This biggest and baddest hipster you know.

A hipster of epic proportions.
Holy shit, check out hipstersaurus rex! Looks like he just fell off the Mountain Goat's VW tour bus!
Hipstersaurus Rex by Roflmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010

hipsterfag 

Combination of hipster and fag. May also be spelled "hipster-fag" or "hipster fag". Used as a derogatory term to describe particularly pretentious members of the hipster or emo scene by appending "fag" to mean "stupid".
As I walked by the bistro yesterday, I saw that hipsterfag from my English Lit class in a Che Guevara shirt and rolled up levi's eating tempeh and talking to some white girl with dreadlocks about Federico Fellini movies.
hipsterfag by Consuelo May 25, 2005

hipsterwank 

A simple way to describe the conceited aspects of hipsterism.
When a coffee shop decides to serve almond milk as standard: Hipsterwank.

hipstersnapper 

Hipstersnapper is a contraction of hipster and whippersnapper, referring to a young or especially obnoxious hipster. A group of hipstersnappers is known as a fustercluck of hipstersnappers.
See that 19 year old over there in the plaid shirt and horn rimmed glasses, harassing the barista for going 3 seconds long on his espresso shot? That dude is a hipstersnapper.
hipstersnapper by crunchysue December 15, 2011