hipsterwank

A simple way to describe the conceited aspects of hipsterism.

When a coffee shop decides to serve almond milk as standard: Hipsterwank.

by garry the gin drinking goat March 8, 2017

hipsterantes

noun. Hipsters who take to their phones to snap photos of their neighbors and other people doing something they don't like or illegal and post the photos to a social networking site, like Facebook, to publically shame them.

The hipsterantes were at it again and posted photos of the man's lawn being too high.

by Walter 'Bearstradamus' Brzeski July 23, 2015

hipstertaku

A combination of both a hipster and an otaku. Someone who not only enjoys anime a bit too much, but prides themselves on only watching obscure anime with the original Japanese audio and subtitles. Hipstertakus criticize those who are into more "mainstream" dubbed anime such as Dragon Ball Z, Bleach, Naruto, and Death Note.

Regular anime fan: "I wonder why there was never a Saiyan named after the potato. Potatoes are vegetables."
Hipstertaku: "If you were a TRUE anime fan, you would know that there was in fact a Saiyan named Totepo in the original Japanese version. But what true anime fan watches DBZ anyway? It's too mainstream. Tsukihime and Bokurano ftw!"

by Kitsuhime November 16, 2011

Hipsterant

A urban dining establishment where drinks are overpriced, the food organic, and the waiters wear tight pants and have beards. People sporting Adidas polyester gym clothes (matching tops and bottoms) are only allowed in the restaurant if they are working as dishwashers.
Life expectancy of a typical hipsterant varies between three months and a year depending on location.

Flavio came back from the Biennale with an award for best short documentary. The afterparty was at a new hipsterant in south Brooklyn

by Amagerikaner December 5, 2014

Hipsterland

A place where one is surrounded or cannot escape from hipsters.

Jon: Hey, do you want to visit Laguardia with me?
Kate: Fuck no, I hate hipsterland.

Mimi: Do you have a tumblr?
Becca: Of course not! That is like a virtual hipsterland!

by Mikanos April 12, 2011

hipsterganger

Noun: Someone that looks exactly like yourself but as a hipster in Williamsburg.

My friend and I were on the G and at Metropolitan Ave his Hipsterganger gets on! Dude looked just like him except he had a fu manchu mustache and was wearing a bandanna and red lumberjack. Freaky.

by mdhattar December 28, 2010

hipsterjack

A hipster who dresses like a lumberjack, but who has never been an actual lumberjack. May be seen sporting a beard, flannel shirt, skinny jeans and non-prescription Warby Parkers.

The only thing that hipsterjack could chop is a salad.

by 1thousandwords January 13, 2017