Hippopotomus

The word hippopotamus, but spelled incorrectly due to your lack of skill in spelling.

Tyler- Yo dude, did you see that hippopotomus?
Jonathan- How the acual fuck did you say somthing spelled incorrectly?!

Hippopotomus by THE OG GEHL June 14, 2021

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio 

A fear of big words.

I have a fear of big words and there's a name for this fear but I don't want to say it because it's a big word.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio by hellorther June 29, 2014

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of long words.

Girl 1: Hey remember in Mary Poppins when she sang that song, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Girl 2: AAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

Girl 1: Whoa, what's wrong? Do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Girl 2: STOP SAYING THOSE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Anya likes spaghetti and bread November 26, 2013

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

the fear of long words, which, ironically, is so ridiculously long that even people without hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia may get overwhelmed by it

Pam: so you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Ellen: SHHH
Pam: *grins*
Ellen: don't you dare
Pam: iiiiiiiiiit's SUPERCALIFRAGILI--
Ellen: *runs away, screaming*

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by fanwaffles March 23, 2015

hippapotamus 

An aggressive and fat nurse.

When I went to the dr the other day the Hippapotamus yelled at me for filling out the forms wrong. I answered her with courageous flatulence.

hippapotamus by Shakesmear May 11, 2022

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of long words (I'm not kidding)

George: Kaleidoscopical

Tom: HOLY FUCK

George: dude whats your problem your acting like you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Tom: Dude seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by spencer hastings November 30, 2013

Hippobottomus 

Having a hippobottomus means to showcase a rather excessive amount of flesh in the buttocks area of the body. It is an exceedingly insulting comment to declare one's buttocks a hippobottomus. It is commonly used in the clothing department of speech, as a sales assisstant may need to advertise clothing in the hippobottomus size, which is pants with 100x XL size. A hippobottomus is generally about 10000cm wide, and needs extra-stretchy clothes. Hippobottomus sizes of clothing might only be available from orders from online websites devoted to hippobottomus sizes of clothing. It is a major exaggeration to name one's buttocks a hippobottomus, but also is an extreme insult.

I am sorry, Ma'am, but we do not have these pants in the hippobottomus size.

Hippobottomus by Cantaloupes4Ever June 10, 2017