hippapotamus 

An aggressive and fat nurse.

When I went to the dr the other day the Hippapotamus yelled at me for filling out the forms wrong. I answered her with courageous flatulence.

hippapotamus by Shakesmear May 11, 2022

hiphopapotamus 

Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords is also known as the Hiphopapotamus. It's his gangster name.

They call me the hiphopapotamus
I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this esophageus
I'm Not a water dwelling mammal from Africa
thats moved to the metroplois
and been taught how to break dance
where did you get that preposterous hypothesis
did steve tell you that?
What's he got to do with it?
What kind of rapping name is Steve?
.. Steve

hiphopapotamus by chewey justice June 25, 2008

hippopotamus 

a fat woman

"damn she a hippopotamus"

hippopotamus by scott dornan April 13, 2003

Hippopotamus 

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

Hippopotamus by Eggineer December 27, 2019

double hippopotamus 

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

double hippopotamus by mossyrock September 3, 2014

herpapotamus 

A large or overweight house dwelling human of the female variety with public acknowledgement of having had contracted herpes due to promiscuity

Herpapotamus Herpasaurus rex

herpapotamus by kitten3077 January 4, 2012

hippopotamus drop kick 

A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.

That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hippopotamus drop kick.

hippopotamus drop kick by suzie crew April 2, 2009