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A bulge in just the right place.
Does my hillock look big in these?
Hillock by Y Gwir June 15, 2021

Uncanny hillock 

Opposite of the uncanny valley. When something's so hyperreal it looks like CGI or a video game
Bro I was watching arsenal against Leicester yesterday and it looked exactly like fifa, that's some uncanny hillock shit right there

Hollock Day 

This 'holiday' began on Socom II (EU) by the clan EHS. Hollock day is on the 9th of January, this day is very special for some people, it's like Christmas, but when you're not allowed to piss people off on hollock day, your hollock day is ruined, Created by MISTER PIGGY and Slayerke!
Happy Hollock Day EHS !
Have a Happy Hollock Day
Hollock Day by Christophe F July 31, 2008

Hallocking

Verb: (hal-ick-ing)
To lose all assets by gambling; to fail writing 107 four times; to fail computer literacy four times; to fail accounting four times; to fail Theology 3 times; to apply to numerous jobs using false credentials, only to quit one week later; to be dismissed by all friends and family; to be seen as a low life in society; to use school loans to gamble on sports; to cheat out of money (can be anything from friends to the catholic church).
Xavier says "Haha. My roomate dropped his writing class for the 3rd time this semester."

Jimmy Neutron replies "WOW! He is really hallocking this semester."
Hallocking by Jimmy Johnstone October 14, 2005
A fuck boy who shits on his dick then slaps it on your face
Hilcock by Luke_Gray October 5, 2019

Hillocrite 

The act of being hypocrical. Saying what people want to hear but not meaning a word of it. When your actions contradict everything you say.
You were a total hillocrite last night when you lectured everyone leaving the party about driving home after drinking and then you drove home at 3 am wasted and totaled your car.
Hillocrite by Gonzo1966 June 8, 2016