Hallocking

Verb: (hal-ick-ing)
To lose all assets by gambling; to fail writing 107 four times; to fail computer literacy four times; to fail accounting four times; to fail Theology 3 times; to apply to numerous jobs using false credentials, only to quit one week later; to be dismissed by all friends and family; to be seen as a low life in society; to use school loans to gamble on sports; to cheat out of money (can be anything from friends to the catholic church).

Xavier says "Haha. My roomate dropped his writing class for the 3rd time this semester."

Jimmy Neutron replies "WOW! He is really hallocking this semester."

Hallocking by Jimmy Johnstone October 14, 2005

hallocking

The act of slipping one's pants down to the knees, and furiously shitting on the side of the highway.

Dude after Five Guys I saw Tanner hallocking on the side of the road.

hallocking by rangerlax February 22, 2015

Hammocking 

The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.

College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?

College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?

Hammocking by FisherofMen October 21, 2012

Hammocking 

Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.

Want to go hammocking?

Hammocking by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017

Hallmocking 

When looking for a hallmark card for any occasion and spending too time looking for one that doesn’t contain the word “Love”

Damn it, i spent 30 minutes Hallmocking for a Valentines Day Card for the wife at Walgreens and missed my tinderwife. Never again!

Hallmocking by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

Hammocking 

The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.

Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.

Hammocking by Ninjamanbat June 25, 2016

Hancocking 

Doing something big that will get you in trouble, but you don't care. This term derives from how John Hancock wrote his name the biggest on The Declaration of Independence.

John: I just banged eight fat chicks!
Bob: Your wife is going to be pissed!
John: I don't care! I love Hancocking!

Tim robbed a bank, walked across the street and started jerking off in front of everyone. The police were on their way. He didn't worry a bit. He's really great at Hancocking.

Hancocking by Captain Cam von Dam April 28, 2012