Hikeys

The Hikeys can be spotted around Holden Village, WA. They excel at hiking big loops around the village and sometimes all the way out to Cloudy Pass or Copper Basin. The Hikeys are perpetually pale.

Theeeezzzze Hikeys!

Hikeys by Chuuurch July 31, 2023

Hikesting 

Texting while hiking.

Stuart ran into a tree while hikesting on the Bartram Trail the other day. All he was typing was "Where are you?" when it happened.

Hikesting by Scuddog January 4, 2012

hikersexual

n. A person who is sexually attractive due to the entirely natural state of their body; the person's defining characteristic. Not intentionally masculine, feminine, or androgynous, as those labels are continuously redefined by each society. Rather, a person who is overtly real, unmodified, and physically defined only by their genes and their interaction with the environment.

adj. (of a person) sexually attracted to unmodified people.
• involving or characterized by sexual attraction to natural body image : hikersexual desire.

Oh Shari. I just can't take it anymore. All society offers me are metrosexuals, poofs, prettyboys, armchair warriors, billboard cowboys, and emos. I'm gonna' thru-hike the A.T. in hopes of finding one of those dreamy hikersexuals. You know; a *real* man!

<beeeep> Hey Bob... just wanted you to know. I threw my trophy wife out yesterday. I got tired of waking up next to someone I didn't recognize or want until after she'd spent 3 hours putting herself together every morning. I quit my job, put my place on the market, and am headed for the P.C.T. to locate one of those backcountry hikersexual babes. You know; a chick with brown body hair, everywhere nature intends.

hikersexual by Bachelor boB December 30, 2007

Hooker Hikers 

extremely high heeled women's shoes

Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!

Hooker Hikers by spielhorst May 29, 2010

hikey 

like "lowkey" but instead of keeping it on the low you say "yo hikey shes kinda hot" it means you wouldnt mind if she knew you thought that...

"Hikey this party is litt"

hikey by dd687858 January 6, 2017

hireys 

English Currency. Money

" I wanted tae get rotten but I've no got dae Hireys "

hireys by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

hikester

Hipster who also goes hiking.

I could tell she was a real hikester because when we all stopped for a break at the top of the ridge, she drank kombucha from an old jam jar and munched on brown rice sushi.

hikester by Hikesterism October 15, 2017