hikersexual

n. A person who is sexually attractive due to the entirely natural state of their body; the person's defining characteristic. Not intentionally masculine, feminine, or androgynous, as those labels are continuously redefined by each society. Rather, a person who is overtly real, unmodified, and physically defined only by their genes and their interaction with the environment.

adj. (of a person) sexually attracted to unmodified people.
• involving or characterized by sexual attraction to natural body image : hikersexual desire.

Oh Shari. I just can't take it anymore. All society offers me are metrosexuals, poofs, prettyboys, armchair warriors, billboard cowboys, and emos. I'm gonna' thru-hike the A.T. in hopes of finding one of those dreamy hikersexuals. You know; a *real* man!

<beeeep> Hey Bob... just wanted you to know. I threw my trophy wife out yesterday. I got tired of waking up next to someone I didn't recognize or want until after she'd spent 3 hours putting herself together every morning. I quit my job, put my place on the market, and am headed for the P.C.T. to locate one of those backcountry hikersexual babes. You know; a chick with brown body hair, everywhere nature intends.

hikersexual by Bachelor boB December 30, 2007

Hypersexuality 

When someone has sexual encounters or thoughts more often than normal. Many confuse this with being perverted but the difference is those who are hypersexual find difficulty in not thinking this way. Not having an intentional perverted mindset. People can become hypersexual due to highly depressing or emotionally stunting experiences. They become more "eager" as a distraction and quick high. In the same sense how some go to drugs when they are down. People often try to romanticize this by saying they just have daddy or mommy issues instead of trying to fix it through seeking help.

"Why are you always so horny? It doesn't seem healthy."
"I guess its just my daddy issues showing, lol."
"No, I think you have hypersexuality, you should try to fix that."

Hypersexuality by gebryguhunfjnjfbu May 14, 2021

Hypersexual 

Most commonly used for the after effects of S/A, as in over sexualizing yourself and fantasizing about s3x

"Why do you always talk about s3x?"
"Oh its from my hypersexual tendencies from my trauma"

Hypersexual by m!1k3 October 21, 2022

Hitlersexual 

The sexual attraction to world war 2 general Adolf Hitler or someone who looks similar to Hitler.

Girl 1: Oh my lord......see that guy?
Girl 2: who? That guy with the Hitler mustache?
Girl 1: yeah.................man........he makes me wet........
Girl 2: ew! You Hitlersexual!

Hitlersexual by Undead69 April 25, 2017

hypersexual 

showing excessive concern with or indulgence in sexual activity

Every teenage male.

hypersexual by Bob Jones May 3, 2004

homersexual

A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.

Bart: Hello is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual.

Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.

Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.

homersexual by Linux System Message April 10, 2004

Homersexual

A man who is aroused by the site of beer and doughnuts. Category that originated with Homer Simpson. Any man who bears a strong resemblance in likeness or habit to Homer Simpson.

Any police officer or fireman you have ever met. "He got all homersexual and hit me for grabbing his Boston creme."

Homersexual by Shane C Gray November 15, 2010