hikester

Hipster who also goes hiking.

I could tell she was a real hikester because when we all stopped for a break at the top of the ridge, she drank kombucha from an old jam jar and munched on brown rice sushi.

hikester by Hikesterism October 15, 2017

Hakester 

One who is a hippie type of hipster that has others grow marijuana for him/her.

Person 1: hey, did you see that guy?
Person 2: yeah he was getting high, what a hakester.

Hakester by scenequ33n June 29, 2009

Hokester 

Trait noun: A XC/cyclocross bike racer who spends most of his /her time training at Valmont bike park to become a wanna-be dirt jumper.

Mitch Hoke and Brady Kappius are such hokesters, I can't believe they can still ride a bike up a hill.

Professional bike team Clif Bar are nothing but a bunch of hokesters!

Hokester by Bikehacker June 16, 2012

hienie hiester 

One who seeks to be on the pitching side of anal penetration. Typically a male homosexual. Most commonly used by high school students with too much free time on their hands.

Dude! Nathan is such a hienie hiester!

hienie hiester by lundo February 6, 2009

Hidester 

The strongest and biggest snowl enthusiast, don't mess with him, he'll erase you from existence just by touching you. He's the magnum opus of of life.

Person: Holy shit is that Hidester????
Person2: Stay back mf he gon kick yo ass

Hidester by DaybreakSunset April 16, 2022