Definitions by spielhorst

pig in a blanket 

undercover cop

I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.

pig in a blanket by spielhorst September 20, 2010

Hooker Hikers 

extremely high heeled women's shoes

Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!

Hooker Hikers by spielhorst May 29, 2010

Porch Builder 

a large stem found in a bag of marijuana

This bag of weed sucks! It's all seeds and porch builders!

Porch Builder by spielhorst February 3, 2010