Hooker Hikers

extremely high heeled women's shoes

Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!

by spielhorst May 29, 2010

pig in a blanket

undercover cop

I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.

by spielhorst September 20, 2010

Porch Builder

a large stem found in a bag of marijuana

This bag of weed sucks! It's all seeds and porch builders!

by spielhorst February 3, 2010