pig in a blanket

I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.
by spielhorst September 20, 2010
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Hooker Hikers

extremely high heeled women's shoes
Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!
by spielhorst May 30, 2010
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Porch Builder

a large stem found in a bag of marijuana
This bag of weed sucks! It's all seeds and porch builders!
by spielhorst February 03, 2010
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