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High-Functioning-Liberal 

A high-functioning-liberal, in a candid perspective, refers to an individual who identifies with some of the completely stupid liberal political beliefs and values but does not necessarily conform to stereotypes that some people associate with liberalism, such as having unconventional hair colors, being as fat as Lizzo, or taking 3-5 business days when they state their preferred pronouns.
Emily is considered a high-functioning-liberal. Despite being a staunch advocate for progressive policies and social justice causes, she preferred her natural hair color, maintained a healthy lifestyle, and didn't share her fucking pronouns.

literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.
Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
literally high cow by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Highlite 

A song that you listen to when you're high, typically when on Marijuana
"Dude last night I smoked a gram and then turned on my highlites playlist"
Highlite by Mr.SmoothySmooth May 4, 2019

Highliterate

A person who is too high to read, spell, pronounce, or process basic words correctly, but somehow remains extremely confident.
“My wife looked at the menu for ten minutes, called the quesadilla a ‘kwes-a-dilla,’ and then argued with me about it — truly highliterate behavior.”
Highliterate by Brifri111 May 31, 2026

20 highliter girl 

The kind of girl in school who is extremely organized and always gets good grades mainly because she is good at memorizing things and following directions. Likely to have very neat notes and color-coded everything (hence the name 20 highlighter girl).
Wow Brianna is such a 20 highliter girl! You could probably put her notes in an art gallery
SHIIIIIITT BE HIGHLIER SOMETIMES.

HIGHER THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT
"THINK HIGHLIER OF YOURSELF" STEPHANIE EXCLAIMED LOVINGLY
HIGHLIER by MELISSAHIGHLIER August 15, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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