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High-Functioning-Liberal 

A high-functioning-liberal, in a candid perspective, refers to an individual who identifies with some of the completely stupid liberal political beliefs and values but does not necessarily conform to stereotypes that some people associate with liberalism, such as having unconventional hair colors, being as fat as Lizzo, or taking 3-5 business days when they state their preferred pronouns.
Emily is considered a high-functioning-liberal. Despite being a staunch advocate for progressive policies and social justice causes, she preferred her natural hair color, maintained a healthy lifestyle, and didn't share her fucking pronouns.

literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.
Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
literally high cow by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Highlite 

A song that you listen to when you're high, typically when on Marijuana
"Dude last night I smoked a gram and then turned on my highlites playlist"

Highliterate

A person who is too high to read, spell, pronounce, or process basic words correctly, but somehow remains extremely confident.
“My wife looked at the menu for ten minutes, called the quesadilla a ‘kwes-a-dilla,’ and then argued with me about it — truly highliterate behavior.”
Highliterate by Brifri111 May 31, 2026

20 highliter girl 

The kind of girl in school who is extremely organized and always gets good grades mainly because she is good at memorizing things and following directions. Likely to have very neat notes and color-coded everything (hence the name 20 highlighter girl).
Wow Brianna is such a 20 highliter girl! You could probably put her notes in an art gallery
SHIIIIIITT BE HIGHLIER SOMETIMES.

HIGHER THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT
"THINK HIGHLIER OF YOURSELF" STEPHANIE EXCLAIMED LOVINGLY
HIGHLIER by MELISSAHIGHLIER August 15, 2023