Definitions by Brifri111

Highliterate

A person who is too high to read, spell, pronounce, or process basic words correctly, but somehow remains extremely confident.

“My wife looked at the menu for ten minutes, called the quesadilla a ‘kwes-a-dilla,’ and then argued with me about it — truly highliterate behavior.”

Highliterate by Brifri111 May 31, 2026

Wasband

A former husband. An ex. A man who was your husband… until he became someone you’re officially, emotionally, and spiritually done with. Now filed under: lessons, receipts, and never again.

“He’s not my husband anymore. He’s my wasband.”

Wasband by Brifri111 May 31, 2026

Sheemaly

A female partner who is beautiful, feminine, and fully capable of out-burping, out-farting, and out-grossing every man in the room. She may look like a lady, but she lives like one of the guys.

I married a Sheemaly because she farts more than me.

Sheemaly by Brifri111 May 30, 2026

finger in the dike 

Finger in the asshole

She asked him to put a finger in the dike while he was screwing her.

finger in the dike by Brifri111 May 3, 2017

finger in the dyke 

Putting a finger into the asshole of a lesbian

She put a finger in the dyke and the dyke loved it.

finger in the dyke by Brifri111 May 3, 2017