Highliterate

A person who is too high to read, spell, pronounce, or process basic words correctly, but somehow remains extremely confident.

“My wife looked at the menu for ten minutes, called the quesadilla a ‘kwes-a-dilla,’ and then argued with me about it — truly highliterate behavior.”

Highliterate by Brifri111 May 31, 2026

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hilliterate

An illiterate hillbilly which is pretty much all of them

Brain: The bus went to georinga
Dash: It's Georgia your so hilliterate dude

hilliterate by Dash Chain April 3, 2008

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Highliterate • hilliterate • hillliterate

hillliterate

an illiterate hillbilly which is pretty much all of them

Brian: The bus went to georinga
Dash: it's georgia fag, Your fricken hillliterate

hillliterate by Dash Chain April 2, 2008

Hilliterate

Someone who thinks that they’re super funny and hilarious but really don’t even know what the definition of funny is.

do you know Brad The one with no sense of humor he is so “hilliterate”

Hilliterate by FNO WAPWAP April 14, 2022

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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