Highliterate

A person who is too high to read, spell, pronounce, or process basic words correctly, but somehow remains extremely confident.

“My wife looked at the menu for ten minutes, called the quesadilla a ‘kwes-a-dilla,’ and then argued with me about it — truly highliterate behavior.”

Highliterate by Brifri111 May 31, 2026

hilliterate

An illiterate hillbilly which is pretty much all of them

Brain: The bus went to georinga
Dash: It's Georgia your so hilliterate dude

hilliterate by Dash Chain April 3, 2008

hillliterate 

an illiterate hillbilly which is pretty much all of them

Brian: The bus went to georinga
Dash: it's georgia fag, Your fricken hillliterate

hillliterate by Dash Chain April 2, 2008

Hilliterate

Someone who thinks that they’re super funny and hilarious but really don’t even know what the definition of funny is.

do you know Brad The one with no sense of humor he is so “hilliterate”

Hilliterate by FNO WAPWAP April 14, 2022