Heterotard

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A stupid retard who hates homosexuals.

Person 1: I hate homosexuals
Person 2: You r such a heterotard.

Heterotard by Nickels121@verizon.net April 6, 2017

Heterotard

A person (usually a man) who's so straight it's retarded.

Men who watch porn are heterotards
Girls who need cock are heterotards

Heterotard by F Fairy April 22, 2017

heterotastic

Rudely used as a form of derision in place of wonderful or great. Often has the addition of the word "fucking" between the syllables for additional emphasis.

“Well, isn’t that just heterofuckingtastic/heterotastic. My hard drive just crashed.”

heterotastic by gayinchitown72 June 24, 2006

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Heterotranny

Heterotranny(n):Have low enough testosterone to be able to dominate womens sports but just enough to still make babies.

The inmate at the New Jersey womens only prison that impregnated fellow inmates is a Heterotranny.

Heterotranny by Shillelagh 2022 April 17, 2022

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heterotrophic

An organism that depends on consuming other autotrophic organisms to survive

Humans are heterotrophic, whereas plants are autotrophic.

heterotrophic by Ilan321 November 18, 2013

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heterofagdyke

Someone whom is partially a straight woman, straight man, gay man and lesbian.

I like beer, whiskey, kittens, Cher, boys, girls, dick, pussy and tits. I am a heterofagdyke.

heterofagdyke by TrailCycleGirl September 22, 2011

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Heterotrisexual

A person who is into the opposit sex and tricycles

Bob: "What are you doing on that tricycle?"
Mark: "Checking out girls, im heterotrisexual, duh."

Heterotrisexual by progurllisa December 18, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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