Heterotrisexual

A person who is into the opposit sex and tricycles

Bob: "What are you doing on that tricycle?"
Mark: "Checking out girls, im heterotrisexual, duh."

Heterotrisexual by progurllisa December 18, 2010

heterobisexual 

A person who is confused about their sexuality. They think they are gay, bisexual and straight. It can also be used for someone in between gay and bisexual, and also straight and bisexual.

Johnny: Hey bobby, I think im gay, but I love girls and I know Im not bi.

Bobby: Dood, your heterobisexual!

heterobisexual by squirrelccr April 21, 2010

Heteretrosexual 

Term for one whose asexual preference for the pious and regressive intolerance of all things gay is evidenced through mangled speech.

G.W. Bush : "I don't need a man date 'cause I'm heteretrosexual."

Heteretrosexual by steve marvin June 19, 2006