Herpetize

The eruption of herpes simplex on one’s lip due to picking a pimple, or plucking a hair that is located too closely to said lip.

Karen, don’t mess with that zit on your lip. It will herpetize.

by Dr. Suz December 30, 2018

Happetizer

The name for the discounted appetizers you get during “Happy Hour” at your favorite change restaurants. I.e. TGI Fridays, Applebee’s……

Tuscan Spinach Dip, Boneless Buffalo Wings.

by Mister Knowbody October 21, 2003

herpette

Same as herpina.

Meta name for a female in comix on memebase and reddit. Origin is feminized form of "Herp"

I derped the herpette after herpina turned me down.

by maschinetheist December 23, 2011

hermitize

to become a hermit; to escape reality or situations; to stay at home; to no longer be social

there's too much drama goin on when i hang out with you guys...i'm gonna hermitize

by iamthelead January 23, 2005

hempetite

The increased appetite you experience from smoking marijuana.

"Where's Dave?"
"He's off getting a hempetite."

by Fortigin April 16, 2017

Harperized

The state of intoxication that can only come from having the legendary Ocean County Titos connoisseur as your bartender.

Man, you look like you drank way too much last night!
Yep, I was trying to be responsible but then I got Harperized.

by HARPoon to the Liver August 22, 2021

Happetizer

going out for drinks and getting appetizer with your homies during happy hour

hey its time for happetizers!

by jchok April 16, 2009