Definitions by maschinetheist
cripple crapple
cripple crapple by maschinetheist January 12, 2012
Christian Threesome
Christian Threesome by maschinetheist November 7, 2011
military mom
A military mom is a mother who has married someone in the military forces or has a child that in military forces. Usually displays patriotism, has a "holier than thou" attitude, and contains a great disregard for anyone that is not part of military. Many military moms did not care about the wars or military until they found a boyfriend who is in military.
Also, they are commonly duped by military men into marrying for money and dumped shortly right after their deployment.
Also, they are commonly duped by military men into marrying for money and dumped shortly right after their deployment.
Jean decided to become a military mom by marrying her boyfriend of only 2 months since he was to be deployed to Afghanistan.
military mom by maschinetheist October 20, 2010
gaming clan
An online little dick club where people with either no or some gaming skill can join to play a multi-player game. They are usually pointless, but provide a large amount of gaming servers on which they own and humiliate other players because being in a clan makes them feel like they are in an organized gang. Being in a gang is obviously cool (at least according to them). They are usually seen in packs and will most likely stack the team. Upon being called out on this by fellow outsiders, they will mock them and tell them to "gtfo noob" in order to discredit any team-stacking, cheating, or similar tomfoolery.
<game>L|mana annihilated Timmy.
Timmy: You guys are stacking, I want a votescramble:
L|miyari: stfu noob.
Timmy: Come on man, stop this gaming clan stacking!
L|kenny: lol, ya, stfu nub
Timmy: lolk
Timmy: You guys are stacking, I want a votescramble:
L|miyari: stfu noob.
Timmy: Come on man, stop this gaming clan stacking!
L|kenny: lol, ya, stfu nub
Timmy: lolk
gaming clan by maschinetheist May 27, 2010