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Herprettes 

is a viral disease caused by the herprettes.1 Infections are categorized based on the part of the body infected. Oral herpes involves the face or mouth. It may result in small blisters in groups often called cold sores or fever blisters or may just cause a sore throat.23 Genital herpes, often simply known as herpes, may have minimal symptoms or form blisters that break open and result in small ulcers. These typically heal over two to four weeks. Tingling or shooting pains may occur before the blisters appear. Herpes cycles between periods of active disease followed by periods without symptoms. The first episode is often more severe and may be associated with fever, muscle pains, swollen lymph nodes and headaches. Over time, episodes of active disease decrease in frequency and severity.1 Other disorders caused by herpes simplex include: herpetic whitlow when it involves the fingers, herpes of the eye, herpes infection of the brain, and neonatal herpes when it affects a newborn, among others and also when evolved by the final stage the Herpes can start making small sounds such as "Bitch" "cunt" "Nigger""fuck" and make noises and also strangely twitch
I have Herprettes
Herprettes by GayHomooofag March 15, 2015
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A woman who lives to some greater or lesser degree in seclusion from society. Often due to being burned by jerk ex-husbands, jerk ex-boyfriends and jerk friends.
Marie is becoming a hermette. All her friends shat on her and her ex-husband is a jerk.

Herbette 

Dude she was such a herbette, wouldn't even holla at me
Herbette by DJ Skimask January 28, 2009

herpester 

1. A person whose acquired herpes from a loved one and bravely fights back by rejoining the dating pool in order to meet other herpesters.

2. A hipster with herpes.
Though dating may become a challenge for someone with herpes, I commend them for being herpesters and not letting their STD get in the way of love.
herpester by saintsgirl September 14, 2006

heroette 

He may be your hero, but she is my heroette.
heroette by Che Mamma November 9, 2009

Hempette 

Noun

Noun: Hempette; plural noun: Hempettes

1. A title held by a member of the X-Hemp workforce, A team based in Tasmania who process hemp stalks into usable material for the construction of hempcrete, etc. Often seen wearing a pink high-vis vest.
"The mighty Hempettes are the backbone of the company"
Hempette by X-Hemp June 30, 2025
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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