Happetizer

The name for the discounted appetizers you get during “Happy Hour” at your favorite change restaurants. I.e. TGI Fridays, Applebee’s……

Tuscan Spinach Dip, Boneless Buffalo Wings.

by Mister Knowbody October 21, 2003

Happetizer

going out for drinks and getting appetizer with your homies during happy hour

hey its time for happetizers!

by jchok April 16, 2009

Happetizer

It's an appetizer laced with anti-depressants.

The party started slow, but really took off after the happetizers were served.

by Steafan September 13, 2014

Happetizer

When you or a friend are overly hangry and in need of immediate gratification!!

Darren was very hangry so we had to order him a happetizer.

by Lando1257 July 13, 2018

Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

Fappetizer

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

by 011000110 April 13, 2015

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.

I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

by AnotherSynonym February 15, 2009