herpetitus

Is what you mess with a bunch of hookers. A cross section of herpes and hepititus.

Yo, man, he sticks his prick into anything, he gon give someone herpetitus.

by Ihatelawyers March 20, 2017

herpetitus

when u drink so much that u get a swollen belly, jaundice, cirrosis, yellow eyes and it occurs within 24 hours of drinking a 6 pac k of iron city beer or low price vodka...
can only be caught on smithfield street in pittsburg, pa

Damn i caught herpetitus with whembley last night....

by dj$tress239 September 2, 2009

herpatitis

The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.

homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"

dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"

by LiVee August 2, 2012

herpatitis g

A combination of Herpes, Hepatitis, and gonorrhea.

Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"

Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"

Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chris: "It means you're a whore."

-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"

by rusty shackleford July 20, 2004

herpatitis

The condition in which a person has contacted both herpes and hepatitis, and they have collectively joined forces to attack your body.

Doug was raw fucking two different guys...one with herpes and one with hepatitis. He better stop before he catch that herpatitis.

by dtr0286 August 22, 2009

Herpatitus-D

A disease that causes extreme flairs of herp derpness. It's not a deadly disease but it is highly contagious as it is airborne so if you find your self suffering from Herpatitus-D, contact anyone you have been around so they can be checked out immediately. There is no cure for Herpatitus-D and it is hereditary so watch who you hang out with as they could be carriers and not know it themselves. There are treatments for the flair ups with a soothing ointment which can be applied five times a day. The best way to deal with HD is to be taken out back behind a shed and be taken out old yeller style

An example of Herpatitus-D is claiming yourself King Herp of all the Derpdom.

by ccbc 09 April 22, 2011

hepatitus Z

A terrible parasite that survives in women and is better known as a... FETUS

I think i got hepatitus Z from your boyfriend

by gssde January 6, 2009