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HerpaDerpes 

A Computer Version Of AIDS or Herpes, It Is Most Commonly Responsible For Sever Crashes Or Client Timeouts
"dude my computer just spazzed out and dropped me from a left 4 dead server"

"oh you must have gotten herpaderpes from that spiking noob!"
HerpaDerpes by HunterFan!! November 9, 2009
Words you can keep

herpaderping 

a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.
Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.

Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!
herpaderping by nemxomen November 25, 2013

Herpderpes 

Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.
John, do you have herpderpes, everyone around you seems to be getting stupider
Herpderpes by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011

herpaderp 

someone who is often made fun of due to her stupidity and obliviousness to her surroundings, is always the topic of any joke, gets made fun of constantly, trips and screams at least 200 times per day, is scared of feet. She's a total fuck but is loved by her group of friends :)
Herpaderp watch out for that door!
herpaderp by gewber09 November 23, 2010

Herpaderp 

An expression made to mock the stupidity of others.
Joey: "Oh, wait... So you can't walk on the clouds?"
Steve: "Herpaderp!"
Herpaderp by MystM August 7, 2013

Herpalerps 

Another word for herpes, used specifically to make fun of someones outbreak.
"Oh man, look at Molly's face, she's got the herpalerps all over her mouth."
Herpalerps by Soundwav87 February 18, 2008

Herpaderp 

Combination of Herp and Derp with added a in the middle
Herpaderp i'm a downie
Herpaderp by Anton Mussert December 15, 2011
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