Herpa-Derpies

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A serious case of STS: Sexually Transmitted Stupid.

I heard Mary got drunk and had sex with her ex-boyfriend last night!" "Yeah, she has a bad case of herpa-derpies.

Herpa-Derpies by funthatburns March 2, 2011

Words you can keep

Herpa Derpes

Herpes you receive from stupid unprotected sex with a stranger, usually under the influence of one or more drugs including but not limited to alcohol, ecstasy, or dissociatives

Yeah I had a one-night stand with this chick and ended up getting herpa derpes

Herpa Derpes by rawkies July 13, 2010

Herp Derpes

An acquired disease of herpes when the recipient got it from someone who has blatantly obvious herpes,;you would have to be blind to miss it. Indicating the "herp derp" part of the word.

Mike: Dude, I just did it with the new chick.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.

Herp Derpes by Frostblade468 June 19, 2011

HerpaDerpes

A Computer Version Of AIDS or Herpes, It Is Most Commonly Responsible For Sever Crashes Or Client Timeouts

"dude my computer just spazzed out and dropped me from a left 4 dead server"

"oh you must have gotten herpaderpes from that spiking noob!"

HerpaDerpes by HunterFan!! November 9, 2009

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026