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-Her-ing
-p.noun, singular,
Etymology: A--- Hering
Date:2010

1 a: Slur referring to a male who is lame gay.

b: Adaptation, to refer strictly to gay males, of "Tool".

2 a: One who qualties of a lame gay with include particularly, but not exclusively:

-hip peircing, will not stand without popping his hip, frequently exclaims his homosexuality without prompt to do so, places himself into stereotyped gay roles without any other reason because its what gays do, utilizes every opportunity for a perverse comment

eg. A-----: Didn't those hip peircings hurt?

Hering: No, shoving metal into my body felt great, Better Than Sex!... Well, not that great.
Joe: Why are you standing like that?

John: What do you mean?

Joe: You're standing with your butt out, and hip popped like a Hering Ass Bitch.

John: Hering my nuts, You're the Hering sucking cock in bathroom.
Hering by TD Martin May 7, 2010
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author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

Haringey 

Fucked up area of north London with massive gun crime, murders,jackings, drugs etc... contains wood green, seven sisters, tottenham, finsbury park.
Go to Haringey. You're fucking crazy!
Haringey by n18 ruude boi April 28, 2005

y'all niggas hiring 

when you be asking some companies if they're hiring but in a slang way.
This is famous in Vine and it's sort of a joke that can end up in a fight
"-Yo, is y'all niggas fuckin' hiring?
-get the fuck out of here"

"-is y'all niggas hiring?
-hmm let me check tho"
y'all niggas hiring by Memeoxdxd December 16, 2015

European hearing aid 

Having sex with the gaugeearrings in a woman's ear. May require lube. Also see gauge rage.
Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
European hearing aid by Dbu June 7, 2013

herringbone 

It is a type of gold chain. The pattern it is weaved in a way to look like connected chevrons or "V's" to give a zig-zag type of pattern.
Had some extra paper the other day, so I went down and got me a fat herringbone to drop dem bitches' panties with.
herringbone by fayettevillain June 28, 2013

Kit Harington 

Kit Harington is a British actor, who is mostly known for his role as Jon Snow in HBO's Game of Thrones. He's also fucking hot.
Girl 1: "Kit Harington could get it in, if you know what I mean"
Girl 2: "Gurllll, tell me about it. I would and I could in every position"