Helting

When your very dorky friend wants to say “heating” and “melting” but also happens to be running on two brain cells

My legs are helting the milkshake -Kaylie

by UhsTruths December 5, 2021

Helting

The act of waking up covered in ejaculation due to not jacking off for extended periods of time. Eventually you’re body can’t take it and just empty’s your bag for you in your sleep.

Hey man I heard Jeff has been helting lately, someone said he woke up looking like a glazed donut.

by Randy helting January 22, 2024

helping a buddy out

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016

Heating up your ships main cannon

Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)

Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK

by BJC2002 April 20, 2012

Heating Up/On Fire

A rule in beer pong which states that if a player makes three cups in a row without missing, he/she may continue shooting on his/her turn until he/she misses. Although house rules vary, the player may have to call when he/she is heating up. Upon successfully making two cups, the player would have to call "Heating up," and after the third consecutive cup, the player would have to call, "On fire."

"Are we playing the heating up/on fire rule?"

by welsknight January 3, 2009

Van Helsing

The most badass out old man/ vampire hunter/ doctor/ dutch guy ever.

"We've become god's madmen. all of us" -Van Helsing

by Xeras December 10, 2010

hexting

Leaving text messages hoping something bad happens to someone, like a hex or a curse.

Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable tumor. I'm guessing she hasn't gotten over finding him in bed with her mother.

by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009