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When you find something so hilarious that you cant actually laugh about it, or something that makes you so angry past the point of shouting. You just sit completely still and silent. Inspired by the ultimate Captain Holt from Brooklyn99.
*guy sitting in complete silence intensely staring at the one place*
"what's wrong with him?"
"he's holting..."
"oh."
holting by wh- no! April 28, 2020
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The act of bailing on work, school, or other time commitments early while leaving as little notice as possible to those involved
Is he coming to the meeting in an hour?
No... he is holting and going home to play video games.
It's the art of going to any social activity (particulary a nightclub, bar, gathering, rave etc.) involving one person expending a great amount of money for company.
Example: I'm going Holting tonight with this girl. (Meaning that tonight its going to spending money for this girl's company.)

It is also when a person who wants to spend time by himself to do activities that he likes to share but prefered to do them on his own.
I'm going Holting tonight with this girl. (Meaning that tonight its going to spending money for this girl's company

Tonight, I'm holting at the house on my own. (Meaning that Tonight, I'm going to be playing by myself at the house on my own).
Holting by One of a Kind from PR December 23, 2018

Harold Holting

I need to stop taking my dates to the beach, they keep Harold Holting me
Harold Holting by Dunnezy January 18, 2019

Dan-holting

When against all reasonable judgment, a legal guardian lodges a complaint that could potentially jeopardize the success of the minor that said legal guardian was trying to protect out of love.
Dan-holting by Banana75 May 30, 2022

holding kink 

Noun. A Holding Kink is a section of Omorashi. Someone with a Holding Kink finds pleasure in holding urine in their bladder and/or having the sensation of needing to urinate for long periods of time.

Sometimes it is used by power-play partners where one (usually the sub) is not allowed to use the restroom until the other (usually the dom) says so.

People with this kink like it for various reasons. It could be they like the relief from getting to urinate, the amount of power their partner has over them, the extra pressure it gives, etc.
You know RJ? I hear they have a holding kink.
holding kink by FranklySaid July 15, 2019

Holding your sausage hostage 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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