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The act of shoving one's head up the anus of a man. This requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or EXTREME anal training with buttplugs. I honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there's some fuctup people out there and I'm sure its been done by somone.
Tired of rodents and peni, Richard Gere decided to finaly allow Jacko to savagely stretch his ass with a series of huge buttplugs and within a week of teribla anal torture he was ready to be HELMED, to take the greasy pale head deep in his anus.
Helming by guilty_spork December 5, 2004
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Helming - (verb) The act of working the top of ones head into a vagina. When complete the owner of said vagina sits atop the head like a helmet.
Naomi is such a connoisseur of fetishes, she literally sets sexual trends. Right now she's enthused by helming and docking. It's so South Eastern European.
Helming by BrianSpastic March 5, 2010

Luke Hemmings 

The eccentric cowboy of the band 5SOS, who occasionally appears in snapchat memes and forgets to wash his hair.
“You know Luke Hemmings?”

“Hell yeah! The eccentric cowboy.”

Luke Hemmings 

An Australian blond God. Born July 16th 1996, Lead vocals & guitarist to ban 5 Seconds Of Summer or 5SOS. This boy is truly Beautiful and no words can describe the love that I feel for him. Facts about Luke Hemmings:
-His favourite animal is a Penguin. Because let's face it they are awesome.
-His favourite TV Show is 'How I Met Your Mother'
-He has 2 brothers
-He has a dog called Molly
-He likes cheese and ham
-His most recent Ex is Aleisha McDonald
-He is pure Australian
-His mother is a math teacher
-His favourite movie is AnchorMan
-His favourite Ice-cream flavour is Cookies & Cream
-His perfect idea of a date is going to the beach then going to Cold Rock after
-His favourite number is 7
-He plays the amazing guitar solo in 'Out Of My Limit'
-He always eats, he's constantly hungry. He basically lives in the kitchen.
-He won the 5SOS Pizza Hut ice-cream eating competition. He had 17 bowls.
-He's an uncle
-He said he would date a fan 2 years younger than him
-His best friend is Calum Hood, they have a bromance and their name is Cake.

So as you can see he is pretty amazing!
Randomer: Hey have you heard of Luke Hemmings?
You: What that amazing sexy Australian God?
Randomer: Yeah
You: Yes he is amazing, he is my future husband.
Randomer: Not if I get there first.

helping a buddy out 

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.
A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.
helping a buddy out by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016

Luke Hemmings 

Lead guitarist and singer of 5 Seconds of Summer aka the total package. his smile looks adorably innocent and makes me wanna shove a pencil in my eye and the lip ring added to it turns him into walking sex. He is perf, your opinion is wrong (unless its that hes perf)
"Hey do you know who Luke Hemmings is?"
"yeah he's walking sex with a lip ring, and he can sing. he's the total package"
Luke Hemmings by Roo :p June 19, 2014

Luke Hemmings 

luke hemmings is the lord of all penguins and lives in black vans and skinny jeans and once relieved calum hood of a boner
"hey have you heard of luke hemmings"
"what no i'm not a penguin"
Luke Hemmings by swiggityswag June 16, 2013
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