Helovered 

Suffering from the negative consequences of living life to the fullest the day or night prior, typically involving the abuse of buttery chards or grapefruit free cocktails

"Last night was so fun but im absolutely helovered right now and i just threw up my Buffalo Wild Wings"

Helovered by zozobarkbark March 21, 2025

Hoovered

Successfully blackmailed back into a romantic relationship by someone who used serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover)

She hoovered me back by saying she would kill herself if I didn't love her. What else could I do?

Hoovered by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010

Hoovered

When a person continues or even increases suction while performing felacio after orgasim and the joy become pain after being sucked dry.

Did you hear about George? He got hoovered last night and it was so painful he called in sick.

Hoovered by The Doctor of NY January 21, 2021

hovered 

Not sitting down in public stall & got the seatbelt, just hovered, resulting in random trajectories of poo.

Some dude just hovered the stall.

hovered by Wraeth October 13, 2014

heltered 

To be owned utterly with stickies or grenades from the godly being known as "Helter". (From Team Fortress 2)

"Dude, you just got totally Heltered."

heltered by Friend of the Ginger Slayer January 19, 2008

hoovered

to get an enormous or a great amount of hickeys on any visble body part

who hoovered you sarah?

hoovered by Jadababiez April 11, 2007

hoovered

to get an abortion

"you better get that shit hoovered"

hoovered by cdollaz December 21, 2008