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Heidi Date
When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks
Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.
Heidi Date by will bitten January 23, 2017
Related Words
Heizi • Heidi • heizounation • heini • heinie • heezie • Heizou • heidie • Heidi Klum • heidi montag
Heizou <3
best and most sexy guy that will ever exist in genshin. he's the love of my life. he's the best at everything. he is an amazing detective that can rail me so bad and i'd never object against it. i'd let him invite me to his place anytime for whatever he wants to do with me.
friend: have you heard of heizou from genshin?
me: yeah, i love him so much. i went to his place last night. my heizou <3
me: yeah, i love him so much. i went to his place last night. my heizou <3
Heizou <3 by heizou's love December 20, 2022
Shikanoin heizou
Shikanoin Heizou is a upcoming and or playable character (based on when you’re reading this) in genshin impact!
He’s the Tenryou commission self proclaimed detective and is mentioned by a few other characters such as Thoma, Ayaka, Kokomi, Sara, and Gorou!
He’s often said to be unique, a hard person to get along with, and disliked. This mostly comes from his investigation work as he has his own way of doing his investigation process and it’s also said that his older sibling hopes nobody gets hurt in the process so maybe that’s another reason why the people of Inazuma may not like Heizou.
One final thing about Heizou is how he’s known for his rebellious behavior and often puts his goals in front of his actual work.
He’s also mostly known for going sightseeing at watatsumi island and as a result being called weird for it.
He’s the Tenryou commission self proclaimed detective and is mentioned by a few other characters such as Thoma, Ayaka, Kokomi, Sara, and Gorou!
He’s often said to be unique, a hard person to get along with, and disliked. This mostly comes from his investigation work as he has his own way of doing his investigation process and it’s also said that his older sibling hopes nobody gets hurt in the process so maybe that’s another reason why the people of Inazuma may not like Heizou.
One final thing about Heizou is how he’s known for his rebellious behavior and often puts his goals in front of his actual work.
He’s also mostly known for going sightseeing at watatsumi island and as a result being called weird for it.
Shikanoin heizou by Heizousbff December 30, 2021
Heidi Kleindienst
A serious but kind-hearted German-Argentine who takes on a crude character online for entertainment. Privately, a powerful athlete and savant. But mostly known for making contradictions and gaslighting.
Heidi Kleindienst by OhHandleShandle June 8, 2019
heizounation
1: ''I am a part of the heizounation''.
2: ''Heizou is so cool''
3: ''want to join the heizounation?''
4: ''I am already a part of the heizounation''
2: ''Heizou is so cool''
3: ''want to join the heizounation?''
4: ''I am already a part of the heizounation''
heizounation by TeeTree_80 November 7, 2022
Heidi Montag
1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.
1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."
Heidi Montag by MissObvious August 4, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.