Heifersita

That woman is a heifersita a over weight female

Wow did you just see that heifersita

by Kirkeygirl September 8, 2019

Heiferpotamus

mystical cross between a heifer and a hippopotamus

Tom: I was over at Griffin's the other day, and there were these two babes by the pool. The first was a unicorn, and the other one was a heiferpotamus.

Greg: Oh, really? I guess the heiferpotamus was the cow's first child.

Tom: It would have to be the first to be a heiferpotamus.

by 11ryet June 16, 2009

heiferbitch

-bitch ass bitch that is fat like a cow and worse than an ordinary lame old bitch.
-it can also be a term of endearment for your beetches

snaps for jeaniqua for this word, heiferbitch.

by timmywimmy January 16, 2007

heiferbitch

adj. a word used describe someone you dislike very much, whereas one derogatory term just isn't enough

syn. heifer-bitch, hobitch, skanky-bitch, etc.

Girl 1: Come on, we about to go whup Loquecia's ass!!

Girl 2: What's up? I thought she was your gurl.

Girl 1: That heiferbitch is skeemin on my man, so it's ON!!!

by Johnesia July 21, 2005

heiferitis

Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.

Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.

Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).

Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.

by doublejointed6 March 24, 2017

Heifericanous Americanous

Heiferacanous Americanous is a large bodied, female homo sapien that typically displays no fashion sense, exhibits churlish grumpy behavior due to lack of sex, over consumes boxed wines, and responds excitedly if offered a dinner date at the all you can eat buffet at the Golden Corral. Sometimes found meandering in shopping malls purchasing clothes around size 7, instead of 14, because "it makes them look good". When returning home, the clothes are shoved into a closet, never to see the light of day, again.

There are Heiferacanous Americanous polluting the eye candy visuals in the Caribbean and in Europe. The Heiferacanous Americanous sport numerous tattoos and piercings so as to better emulate the bovines they resemble.

That Heifericanous Americanous was totally blocking my vew at the concert when she started dancing in front of the stage.

by ChiefManGuu March 27, 2024