Heiferpotamus

mystical cross between a heifer and a hippopotamus
Tom: I was over at Griffin's the other day, and there were these two babes by the pool. The first was a unicorn, and the other one was a heiferpotamus.

Greg: Oh, really? I guess the heiferpotamus was the cow's first child.

Tom: It would have to be the first to be a heiferpotamus.
by 11ryet June 16, 2009
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coffee cup

device used to transport hot or cold liquids (coffee, tea, iced water, etc.) from its point of origin to the head of a coworker
Tom: As soon as I got the word out of my mouth, Dianne ran for her coffee cup.

Greg: Was is coffee or tea this time?

Tom: She poured a little bit of both.
by 11ryet August 03, 2009
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