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Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.
Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.

Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).

Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.
by doublejointed6 March 24, 2017
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